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Let me start off by saying that I am perfect.
My house is always clean. My house always smells of fresh cut lemons. You can barely tell three kids live here. It is crazy. You should be jealous.
My disgusting friend, however, has been co-sleeping with her three kids for six years. She is a hot mess. She let me move her super-gross mattress into my house so I could clean it. Ewe, isn’t she so gross?
OK OK I confess!!!!!! This is my very own disgusting mattress and I can not even believe I am showing this to you!
Oh the shame!