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Headed to Southern Utah? Here are some super memorable, fun, adventurous, things to do near St George Utah! I have lived here for a lot of years. (More years than I care to mention, for fear of aging myself) I have found some top secret, super fun, things to do with my family here! Things that the locals would kill me for telling you! These things are off the beaten path a bit. First on the list is…
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School is back in session! Woot woot! I am actually starting to miss those loud, dirty, stinky, faces around these parts. My house is almost too clean these days. I have conquered the literal mountains of laundry and even had a little bit of me time! What is this madness?!?! Eh, who am I kidding. I am loving having them back in school! It is nice to catch your breath every once in a while while drowning in motherhood.
I just turned thirty yesterday…. WHAT!?!?!?!?!? I TURNED THIRTY? How did this happen? I still feel like a nerdy, confused, sixteen-year-old. So far thirty feels real good. Like a comfy pair of mom jeans. I have learned a few things in my short thirty years. I figured I would share some of my brain gems I have collected through the years with you. Here are a few of my knowledge nuggets. Enjoy!
Guys, I make this
crack cocaine treat at least once a month! The funny thing is, is that every time I make it I hardly get any because people circle like vultures until it is gone! No seriously! I have resorted to grabbing a big ball of it, then I lock myself in the bathroom so no one can steal it from me! (I know I am disgusting…..and smart.) Go ahead and judge my eating habits, Judgy McJudgerton, I have no shame! This stuff is really THAT GOOD! And it is sooooooo addicting!
I debated not throwing this party because:
let’s be honest, she is two, she has no “friends”, she will never remember it, parties cost a lot of money. The list goes on and on, I mean, who is this party even for?
But for some reason (probably because I am crazy) I just couldn’t kick this idea. So I made it happen.
AND OH MY GOSH IT TURNED OUT SO CUTE!
And did I mention, I did It all for way under $50?
YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY!
Keep scrolling to see the budget break down and loads of cute pictures.
I am so excited I can hardly stand it!!!!! WE BOUGHT A CAMPING TRAILER! In the words of Emmett from Lego movie…
OH MY G- O- S- H.
What? You don’t remember that part of the movie? Whats wrong with you? Here is a clip.
This is a public service announcement to all men, women and children! Mother’s Day is coming up FAST! Fool her into believing you are totally awesome by making this 5 MINUTE, NO BAKE, CHEESECAKE! She will think you spent hours thinking of, and serving her, when in reality you were hiding in the kitchen surfing the web for funny cat videos!
Is there anything better than money to AMAZON?! It’s basically cash. How would you spend $599 if YOU won? We are getting all ready for summer over here, so on my list is a pool, squirt guns, and of course my FAVORITE sunscreen! There will be ONE lucky winner, and it could be YOU!! Head to the rafflecopter link below to enter!
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Have any of you ever had to decorate a church gym?
If you have ever been lucky enough to do so, you know that is is full of challenges!
From basketball hoops to hymn book holders, church gyms are tough to decorate!
AND THEY ARE HUUUGGGE
Or “UGE” as Mr President Donald Trump would say.
So I am just going to toot my own horn for a moment and give myself a pat on the back because I feel like
WE NAILED IT!