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School is back in session! Woot woot! I am actually starting to miss those loud, dirty, stinky, faces around these parts. My house is almost too clean these days. I have conquered the literal mountains of laundry and even had a little bit of me time! What is this madness?!?! Eh, who am I kidding. I am loving having them back in school! It is nice to catch your breath every once in a while while drowning in motherhood.
Hi guys! You are probably learning that my birthday is less of a birth-DAY and more of a birth-MONTH. It is awesome. I love my birthday, If I had one wish for my birthday, it would be that you would make this cake! this is literally the BEST. CAKE. EVER. And no I am not being dramatic! It truly is THE. BEST. CAKE. EVAAAAHHH!!!!!
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Let me start off by saying that I am perfect.
My house is always clean. My house always smells of fresh cut lemons. You can barely tell three kids live here. It is crazy. You should be jealous.
My disgusting friend, however, has been co-sleeping with her three kids for six years. She is a hot mess. She let me move her super-gross mattress into my house so I could clean it. Ewe, isn’t she so gross?
OK OK I confess!!!!!! This is my very own disgusting mattress and I can not even believe I am showing this to you!
Oh the shame!
I just turned thirty yesterday…. WHAT!?!?!?!?!? I TURNED THIRTY? How did this happen? I still feel like a nerdy, confused, sixteen-year-old. So far thirty feels real good. Like a comfy pair of mom jeans. I have learned a few things in my short thirty years. I figured I would share some of my brain gems I have collected through the years with you. Here are a few of my knowledge nuggets. Enjoy!
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Summer is in full swing at our house! And where we live it gets HOT!! So you better believe we spend a lot of time inside, at the pool, splash pad, or outside in the SHADE. We have to come up with different ways to keep my kids busy and entertained since going outside isn’t always an option.
My Sister-In-Law/most favorite person in the world is pregnant with TWINS!!!!
She already has three kids.
Now she is about to add two more!
FIVE KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF FIVE!
Guys, I make this
crack cocaine treat at least once a month! The funny thing is, is that every time I make it I hardly get any because people circle like vultures until it is gone! No seriously! I have resorted to grabbing a big ball of it, then I lock myself in the bathroom so no one can steal it from me! (I know I am disgusting…..and smart.) Go ahead and judge my eating habits, Judgy McJudgerton, I have no shame! This stuff is really THAT GOOD! And it is sooooooo addicting!
My friend Jessica sent me this bottle of Rodan + Fields Active Hydration Serum to try.
Mellie and I (Lou) are both Master Estheticians (licensed skin care professionals).
I was very curious, and cautious.
Being a skin care professional, I am a bit of a brat when it comes to what I will put on my skin!
But I have fallen in love!
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Are you ready to drooooool? OMG! This recipe has changed my life! I am actually looking forward to our next camping trip, so I can make this delectable, moist, salty, chicken again! It is soooooo good! *Note: I did not say good FOR you! I said It is so good!* Ha ha ha ha!