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School is back in session! Woot woot! I am actually starting to miss those loud, dirty, stinky, faces around these parts. My house is almost too clean these days. I have conquered the literal mountains of laundry and even had a little bit of me time! What is this madness?!?! Eh, who am I kidding. I am loving having them back in school! It is nice to catch your breath every once in a while while drowning in motherhood.
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Let me start off by saying that I am perfect.
My house is always clean. My house always smells of fresh cut lemons. You can barely tell three kids live here. It is crazy. You should be jealous.
My disgusting friend, however, has been co-sleeping with her three kids for six years. She is a hot mess. She let me move her super-gross mattress into my house so I could clean it. Ewe, isn’t she so gross?
OK OK I confess!!!!!! This is my very own disgusting mattress and I can not even believe I am showing this to you!
Oh the shame!
Guys, I make this
crack cocaine treat at least once a month! The funny thing is, is that every time I make it I hardly get any because people circle like vultures until it is gone! No seriously! I have resorted to grabbing a big ball of it, then I lock myself in the bathroom so no one can steal it from me! (I know I am disgusting…..and smart.) Go ahead and judge my eating habits, Judgy McJudgerton, I have no shame! This stuff is really THAT GOOD! And it is sooooooo addicting!
Are you ready to drooooool? OMG! This recipe has changed my life! I am actually looking forward to our next camping trip, so I can make this delectable, moist, salty, chicken again! It is soooooo good! *Note: I did not say good FOR you! I said It is so good!* Ha ha ha ha!
I debated not throwing this party because:
let’s be honest, she is two, she has no “friends”, she will never remember it, parties cost a lot of money. The list goes on and on, I mean, who is this party even for?
But for some reason (probably because I am crazy) I just couldn’t kick this idea. So I made it happen.
AND OH MY GOSH IT TURNED OUT SO CUTE!
And did I mention, I did It all for way under $50?
YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY!
Keep scrolling to see the budget break down and loads of cute pictures.
My husband and I are huge foodies. Camping for us is 90% food 10% adventure, and 100% fun!
Guys! We just tried these roasted marshmallow strawberry s’mores, and let me just say, Ill probably never eat another s’more ever again!
THESE WERE SO DANG STINKING GOOD!
This is a public service announcement to all men, women and children! Mother’s Day is coming up FAST! Fool her into believing you are totally awesome by making this 5 MINUTE, NO BAKE, CHEESECAKE! She will think you spent hours thinking of, and serving her, when in reality you were hiding in the kitchen surfing the web for funny cat videos!
Looking for a FILLING, healthy, protein packed, EASY, weeknight dinner idea? Well look no further! These Turkey patties are so easy to make! My children often help me make them! They are so satisfying it often takes me a few hours before I start thinking about what I want to eat for dessert! Which is saying something because I am always thinking about food.
Have any of you ever had to decorate a church gym?
If you have ever been lucky enough to do so, you know that is is full of challenges!
From basketball hoops to hymn book holders, church gyms are tough to decorate!
AND THEY ARE HUUUGGGE
Or “UGE” as Mr President Donald Trump would say.
So I am just going to toot my own horn for a moment and give myself a pat on the back because I feel like
WE NAILED IT!
I am of Swedish decent. Don’t get too excited. I know practically next to nothing about my Swedish heritage! I would love to go there someday. Until then I will settle on long trips to Ikea. I feel like my great-great-grandma would be proud though, because I can make a MEAN Swedish meatball! Aaaaannnnndddd…. You will love this recipe because you probably have everything in your pantry to make them right now! So do it! Right now! They are delicious! Trust me!!!! (By the way these meatballs are 1,000 times better than Ikea’s Swedish meatballs. Don’t cry Ikea… I still love you.)